The Patriot Micro Chip
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP
To be implanted in Islamic Jihadist's foreheads from a great distance by God fearing, hard working, freedom lovers.
When properly done, will allow the implantee to speak to Allah instantly and claim their 72 virgins.
To be implanted in Islamic Jihadist's foreheads from a great distance by God fearing, hard working, freedom lovers.
When properly done, will allow the implantee to speak to Allah instantly and claim their 72 virgins.

Comes in various sizes:

Implantee may or may not get to choose size.
May contain some information or precious metals:

May or may not be painless. Some bleeding and or swelling
may occur at injection site.

Enjoy the security we provide for you,
your
AMEN and AMEN. God Bless our troops
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