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2008/11/19

Are You a Dummycrate, Republican or Southerner ?

@ 12:51 PM (7 months, 16 days ago)

Are you a Dummycrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises 
the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 caliber Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have 
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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 THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN




 
 








Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a  happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
 This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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 Republican's Answer:
 BANG!
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 Southerner's Answer:
 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
 BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
 BANG! Click
 Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
 Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
 Wife: 'You're not takin' that to the Taxidermist

Comment(s) »

  1. Keep Honking ...I'm Reloading !

    Comment by jim— 2008/11/19 @ 12:52 PM — (Reply)

  2. "GOOD ONE" ..........

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/11/19 @ 05:53 PM — (Reply)

  3. How many clips and how are the loaded?

    Comment by Ed— 2008/11/19 @ 01:48 PM — (Reply)

  4. Somebody was telling me there is a way to load certain clips diagonally? so the clip holds more shells?

    Comment by Ed— 2008/11/23 @ 06:23 PM — (Reply)

  5. Unlimited, Disentigrating link, belt feed hahahaaa

    Comment by jim— 2008/11/19 @ 04:00 PM — (Reply)

  6. Hummmm, why ?

    Comment by jim— 2008/11/19 @ 04:01 PM — (Reply)

  7. Whats the Answer ?

    Comment by jim— 2008/11/23 @ 05:30 PM — (Reply)

  8. Godd question Jimbo. Yeah Ed, why?

    Comment by Barry G.— 2008/11/19 @ 04:05 PM — (Reply)

  9. Do "YOU" RELOAD YOUR OWN AMMO ????????

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/11/19 @ 05:50 PM — (Reply)

  10. Hi Aza, No I dont reload I re-aquire from Cheap ammo .com or Walmart. usually walmart is cheaper anyway. But some rounds are Not available at this time because it is deemed military neccessity. Have you had any problem obtaining 9mm ?

    Comment by jim— 2008/11/19 @ 06:30 PM — (Reply)

  11. I FOUND IT "CHEAPER" NOT TO !!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/11/19 @ 05:50 PM — (Reply)

  12. Not environmentally friendly though :)

    Comment by Ed— 2008/11/19 @ 06:00 PM — (Reply)

  13. Geez, I haven't been shooting in ages. BTW, got a chance to check out my friends S&W M&P 40 cal. It's a Super Glock. I like it.

    Comment by Burns— 2008/11/20 @ 11:53 AM — (Reply)

  14. Sounds almost like a Dirty Harry approved weapon.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2008/11/20 @ 01:10 PM — (Reply)

  15. You Need To Go Shooting Burns ! in Dallas We have an indoor range on plano rd.

    Comment by jim— 2008/11/20 @ 03:19 PM — (Reply)

  16. Been Runing 10-12 point bucks Throught the Grinder already !

    Comment by jim— 2008/11/23 @ 05:32 PM — (Reply)

  17. How many so far?

    Comment by Ed— 2008/11/23 @ 06:22 PM — (Reply)

  18. 2

    Comment by jim— 2008/11/24 @ 06:25 AM — (Reply)

  19. Hoochie mama. It's not even December.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/11/24 @ 04:09 PM — (Reply)

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