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2009/1/23

Notice of Important Manufacturers Product Recall !

@ 05:22 PM (10 months, 3 days ago)

RECALL NOTICE                                                         
                                                                        
  The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,    
  regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
  central component of the heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the  
  original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the    
  reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.              
                                                                        
  This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal       
  Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily   
  expressed.                                                            
                                                                        
  Some other symptoms include:                                          
    1. Loss of direction                                                
    2. Foul vocal emissions                                             
    3. Amnesia of origin                                                
    4. Lack of peace and  joy                                           
    5. Selfish or violent behavior                                      
    6. Depression or confusion in the mental component                  
    7. Fearfulness                                                      
    8. Idolatry                                                         
    9. Rebellion                                                        
   10. Excessive Drinking                                               
                                                                        
  The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, 
  is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to  
  correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most       
  generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of
  these repairs. There is no additional fee required.                   
                                                                        
  The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.           
                                                                        
  Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the          
  REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair        
  Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.                          
                                                                        
  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it   
  with:                                                                 
    1. Love                                                             
    2. Joy                                                              
    3. Peace                                                            
    4. Patience                                                         
    5. Kindness                                                         
    6. Goodness                                                         
    7. Faithfulness                                                     
    8. Gentleness                                                       
    9. Self control                                                     
                                                                        
  Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'           
  Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of  
  these fixes.                                                          
                                                                        
  WARNING:  Continuing to operate the human being unit without          
  correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to    
  dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human
  unit being permanently impounded.                                     
                                                                        
  DANGER:  The human being units not responding to this recall action   
  will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be   
  permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that      
  facility.                                                             
                                                                        
  Thank you for your attention.                                         
                                                                        
      GOD 

Comment(s) »

  1. hahaaa I think I need a Tune Up ! hahahaaa

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/23 @ 05:26 PM — (Reply)

  2. then there is
    Long term
    Idiot
    Bigotry
    Emulation and
    Associated
    Lazyness
    Syndrome
    also known as "liberals"....lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/23 @ 05:34 PM — (Reply)

  3. dangit I forgot to put in the R...lets try that again
    Long term
    Idiot
    Bigotry
    Emulation and
    Related
    Associated
    Lazyness
    Syndrome
    also known as "liberals"....lol...riff....thats better.....oops

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/23 @ 05:36 PM — (Reply)

  4. I LIKE "IT" !!!!!!!! SO THERE "IS" A SIMPLE EXPLANATION FER ALL DIS "CRAP" HUH ......

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/23 @ 07:51 PM — (Reply)

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