Notice of Important Manufacturers Product Recall !
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal
Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
10. Excessive Drinking
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of
these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it
with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'
Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to
dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human
unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
facility.
Thank you for your attention.
GOD
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Comment by jim— 2009/01/23 @ 05:26 PM — (Reply)
Long term
Idiot
Bigotry
Emulation and
Associated
Lazyness
Syndrome
also known as "liberals"....lol...riff
Comment by riffran— 2009/01/23 @ 05:34 PM — (Reply)
Long term
Idiot
Bigotry
Emulation and
Related
Associated
Lazyness
Syndrome
also known as "liberals"....lol...riff....thats better.....oops
Comment by riffran— 2009/01/23 @ 05:36 PM — (Reply)
Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/23 @ 07:51 PM — (Reply)